A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later."



The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way."



After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go
to Iraq."



The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!"



The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you wouldhave seen
a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."