You Know You're Canadian When:

- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
- The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.
- The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
- You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.
- You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.
- You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
- You know what a toque is.
- You've plugged a car in overnight.
- You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun

good one!

always funny.

That is really good.  A stick.  I use a double barrel 16 gauge.  It does the job.

Here are some jokes from foreign countries that often bear the brunt of many American jokes.

Q: Why does it take 3 Americans to change a lightbulb?

A: One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough lightbulbs until one is found that isn't defective.

Q: How can you tell it's midnight at an American airport?

A: When you see the 8:00 PM flights taking off.

Q: Why do American 18-year-olds take sex education courses?

A: So they can learn what they've been doing wrong for the past five years.

Q: What do Americans call a TV set that goes five years without need of repair?

A: An import.

Q: How can an American be certain that the car he's just bought is actually new?

A: When it's recalled by the factory.