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Thursday funny!
« on: February 15, 2007, 03:30:32 pm »


>>> > > One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from
>>> > > across
>>> > > Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He
>>> > > spoke to
>>> > > the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet
>>> >
>>> > > with
>>> > > President Hillary Clinton."
>>> > >
>>> > > The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs.
>>>Clinton is not President and doesn't
>>> >
>>> > > reside
>>> > > here."
>>> > >
>>> > > The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
>>> > >
>>> > > The following day, the same man approached the White House and said
>>> >
>>> > > to the
>>> > > same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
>>> > > Clinton".
>>> > >
>>> > > The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs.
>>> > > Clinton is
>>> > > not President and doesn't reside here."
>>> > >
>>> > > The man thanked him and again walked away . . .
>>> > >
>>> > > The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to
>>> >
>>> > > the very
>>> > > same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
>>> >
>>> > > Hillary
>>> > > Clinton."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > > The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the
>>> > > man and
>>> > > said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here
>>> > > asking to
>>> > > speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that
>>> > > Mrs. Clinton
>>> > > is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"
>>> > >
>>> > > The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love
>>> > > hearing your
>>> > > answer!"
>>> > >
>>> > > The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you
>>> > > tomorrow."
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Re: Thursday funny!
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2007, 05:57:07 pm »

I've heard that one before, but it's still funny!
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Re: Thursday funny!
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2007, 06:04:03 pm »

More Politics?  I don't think any thing political or religios should be posted.  Read anymore I'm out of here
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Re: Thursday funny!
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2007, 06:07:39 pm »

You heard the man fellas, enough.
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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 08:52:05 pm »

I agree Bob this is a fishing forum. I get tired of crap that is political to. Enough fellas.

h2o<--go to the Iraq chat rooms if you want to post crap!!!!!!!!!
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