Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.  The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
 
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
Bed.  There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
 
My loving wife of 20 years. replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband Is out fishing in that weather?'
 
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have quit fishing.

Good one Sir.

just a word of advice.............dont be drinking anything while ya read the above post.   i read it while drinking a cup of joe, and laughed so hard i shot some out of my nose because i was laughing so hard       LOL

Oh I hear you mk_bovee.  I love it when I make someone expell through the snoz. lol

h2o